I Like Children - Fried.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast