I Knew A Girl So

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!