I Knew A Girl So

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.