...went To A Bar For

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.