She Was So Fat That

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.