I Knew A Girl So

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.