I Knew A Girl So

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!