I Have Such Poor Vision

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"