I Have Such Poor Vision

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

The Comic Strip Is What I Looked At, And It's Another Reason I Did It. The Comic Strip, Where Animals Would Comment On Human Behaviour, Interested Me.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.