I Have Such Poor Vision

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."