I Drink Too Much, Way

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens