I Drink Too Much, Way

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.