I Don't Think Comedy Comes

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

Everybody Blames The Jews For Killing Christ, And The Jews Try To Pass It Off On The Romans. I'm One Of The Few People Who Believes It Was The Blacks.

My Mom Was Always Someone Who If, Even Now, I Say I Met A Certain Famous Person, She Always Says, "she's Married To So And So!"

I Think Maybe I Became Funny Because As A Kid, I Was A Jew In A Town Of No Jews, And Being Funny Just Instinctively Came About As A Way To Put People At Ease Around Me.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.