I Don't Remember Anybody's Name.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.