I Don't Look Back. I'm

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

I'll Never Understand Why People Go To Movie Theaters To Have Conversations. Going To The Movies To Talk Is Like Going To A Restaurant To Cook. The Idea Is That You Have Paid Your Money To Have Someone Do Something Better Than You Can Do It Yourself.

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.