You Know It's Love When

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

All Men Are Afraid Of Eyelash Curlers. They Don't Understand Them, And They Don't Want To Get Near Them. I Sleep With One Under My Pillow, Instead Of A Gun.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.