List Of 102+ Sharks Quotes

Winter Near The Shore Is Cold. The Wind Kicks Up A Salty Mist And Elephant Seals Come To Shore To Trumpet And Rut And Birth Their Pups. Retired People Put Sweaters On Their Lap Dogs And Drag Them Down The Street On Retractable Leashes In A Nightly Parade Of Doggy Humiliation. Surfers Don Their Wetsuits Against The Chill Of Storm Waves And White Sharks Adjust Their Diets To Include Shrink-wrapped Dude-snacks On Fiberglass Crackers.

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

I Think I'm A Bit Like A Kind Of Shark, That If I Stop Swimming, I Won't Be Able To Breathe, Something Like That.

I Always Read. You Know How Sharks Have To Keep Swimming Or They Die? I’m Like That. If I Stop Reading, I Die.

My Phobias Worsen As I Get Older. I'm Scared Of Flying, Driving. I'm Terrified Of Sharks. I'm A Germaphobe. But I Try To Face My Fears; I Do. Well, Most Of Them.

By Nature, I Keep Moving, Man. My Theory Is, Be The Shark. You've Just Got To Keep Moving. You Can't Stop.

Love's Pure Free Joy When It Works, But When It Goes Bad You Pay For The Good Hours At Loan-shark Prices.

Life Is Little More Than A Loan Shark: It Exacts A Very High Rate Of Interest For The Few Pleasures It Concedes

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

We Don't Have Any Changes In The Movie [pineapple Express] And So Picking The Right Outfit Was Fairly Important. So I Wasn't A Fan Of The Guatemalan Pants, But I Was Convinced That I Should Wear That. Then The T-shirt Is A Special Creation By David Gordon Green. It's A Kitten Sitting In A Shark's Mouth, But He's Happy About It.

Instead Of Squirreling Away Your Earnings Early In Your Career, Spend On Experiences That Will Enrich Your Life - Like Diving With Great White Sharks. It Can Expose You To Influential People Who Could Open Doors For You.

Interceded? You Threw Me To The Sharks!