I Don't Know If You

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

When You Wake Up One Day And Say, "you Know What? I Don't Think I Ever Need To Sleep Or Have Sex Again." Congratulations, You're Ready (to Have Children).