Every Parent Knows That For

Whenever I Walk Off The Golf Course, I Thank God That I'm Able To Tell A Joke. I Thank God I'm Good At Something.

Identical Twins. I'm Glad They're Identical 'cause You Save Money On Photographs. That's What I Like. Yeah. Here's My Little Boy. I Got Another One Just Like It.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.