I'll Be Spending The Holidays

You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.

I Would Get My Student Loans, Get Money, Register And Never Really Go. It Was A System I Thought Would Somehow Pan Out.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

I Was At Home Waiting For Projects. I Was On Parenthood And There Was One Season Left, And I Was Thinking, "what's Next?" I'm At This Age Where I'm Trying To Write My Own Script, And They Sent This Over And I Decided To Put Myself On Tape.

I'll Be Spending The Holidays With My Family. Nothing Special, Just Some Light Bickering And Biting Sarcasm.