I Would Get My Student

I Put Myself On Tape And The Cool Thing Was That Martin Scorsese Had Never Heard Of Me. He Had Never Seen [everybody Loves Raymond]. I Was Just An Unknown Actor To Him. I Don't Want To Sound Conceited, Like He Has To Know Who I Am, But That Seemed A Little Odd. He's A Film Genius. He Doesn't Watch Sitcoms.

I'm Now Unemployed. It's A Weird Feeling With No Work, But At Least There's Still Golf. Standup Comedy Is Like My Core, It's What I Do. But I Want To Be A Pro Golfer. It's A Love/hate Relationship With Golf. I Can Come Away Feeling So Serene, And Yet, It's The Thing That I Can Let Get To Me To Throw A Club And Say Curses That Don't Even Exist. I'm Obsessed With Something That Won't Let Me Master It. I Don't Know. I Need Therapy.

If I'm Really Considering Doing Film From Now On Then That Is The Smart Thing To Do, Or You Can Go Either Way. You Can Just Do The Same Character Over And Over Again And Make A Different Comedy Like Over And Over Again.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.