I Don't Have A Microwave

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Got An Ant Farm. Them Fellas Didn't Grow Anything. Hey, How About Some Celery? Plus, If I Tore Your Legs Off, You Would Look Like Snowmen.

I Bought A House, It's A Two Bedroom House, But I Think It's Up To Me To Decide How Many Bedrooms There Are. This Bedroom Has An Oven In It. This Bedroom Has A Lot Of People Sitting Around Watching Tv. This Bedroom Is Over In That Other Guy's House.