I Saw A Human Pyramid

I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws, It Was Cool, Unless Something Needed To Be Sawed Down, Then It's Annoying.

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

Then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!

My Manager Said, "don't Use Liquor As A Crutch!" I Can't Use Liquor As A Crutch, Because A Crutch Helps Me Walk.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.