If I Had A Dollar

One Time I Was Forced To Go To The Doctors Because Of A Sports Accident. Herpes.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

One Time A Guy Handed Me A Picture. He Said, 'here's A Picture Of Me When I Was Younger.' Every Picture Is Of You When You Were Younger. 'here's A Picture Of Me When I'm Older.' 'you Son Of Bit, How'd You Pull That Off Let Me See That Camera. What's It Look Like'