I Wear A Necklace, Cause

One Time A Guy Handed Me A Picture. He Said, 'here's A Picture Of Me When I Was Younger.' Every Picture Is Of You When You Were Younger. 'here's A Picture Of Me When I'm Older.' 'you Son Of Bit, How'd You Pull That Off Let Me See That Camera. What's It Look Like'

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

Have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?

My Roommate Says, "i'm Going To Take A Shower And Shave. Does Anyone Need To Use The Bathroom?" It's Like Some Weird Quiz Where He Reveals The Answer First.