I Am Wearing A Vest.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.

I Like Cinnamon Rolls, But I Don't Always Have Time To Make A Pan. That's Why I Wish They Would Sell Cinnamon Roll Incense. After All I'd Rather Light A Stick And Have My Roommate Wake Up With False Hopes.

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!