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I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.

I Tried To Throw A Yo-yo Away. It Was Impossible.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

A Minibar Is A Machine That Makes Everything Expensive. When I Take Something Out Of The Minibar, I Always Fathom That I'll Go And Replace It Before They Check It Off, But They Make That Stuff Impossible To Replace. I Go To The Store And Ask, 'do You Have Coke In A Glass Harmonica ...do You Have Individually Wrapped Cashews'