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If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.
-Mitch Hedberg
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If My Kid Couldn't Draw
Mitch Hedberg
If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.
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