Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.
-George Burns
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Don't Have A Drinking
George Burns
I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.
Views: 15128
Topic
Funny
Drinking
Fall
More From George Burns
There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.
Funny
Sex
Humor
I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.
Funny
Reading
Book
It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.
Motivational
Something You Love
Ifs
She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.
Funny
School
Essence
Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!
Sex
Fun
Lunch
Trending Author
Ivo Andric
Daniel Silva
George Foreman
L. Ron Hubbard
Leonard Peikoff
Cobi Jones
Category
Information