She Didn't Need To Go

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.