I Didn't Think It Was

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

Ten Years Ago If You Would Have Told Me That Mrs. Clinton Would Be The Frontrunner For The Democratic Nomination, I'd Have Never Believed You. Her Only Qualifications For Office Are That She's Mr. Clinton's Partner. And What Does That Mean? The Two Of Them Stand For Dishonesty And Corruption.

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

Jews Are Told That They Should Spend Their Lives Helping Others And When They Make A Lot Of Money It Really Bothers Them. So, As A Way To Decrease Their Guilt, They Try To Help The Underdog. They Think, "why Should I Be Rich When So Many Suffer?" They Feel Better Once They Run To The Party That Claims To Defend The Underdog, The Democrats.