I Didn't Go To College,

I Got A King-sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.

I Want To Get A Job Naming Kitchen Appliances. That Seems Easy; Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender. You Just Say What The Thing Does And Add "er".

I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With A Sore Throat.

I Tried To Freshen Up A Room, So I Held A Certs In Front Of A Fan.