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I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.

I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I Wanted To Whistle.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

I Have An Oscillating Fan At My House. It Goes Back And Forth. It Looks Like The Fan Is Saying "no." So I Like To Ask It Questions That A Fan Would Say "no" To! Do You Keep My Hair In Place? Do You Keep My Documents In Order? Do You Have 3 Settings? Liar! My Fan Lied To Me. Now I Will Pull The Pin Up. Now You're Not Saying Anything!