I Count Myself Lucky To

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!

I Suffer The Terrible Disease Of Low Self-esteem.

Success Is Getting Up One More Time Than You Fall Down.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.