Everyone [of My Kids] Can

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.