I Can't Tell You Why

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?