The Good Lord Was Good

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.