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Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.