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Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.