I Can Always Tell How

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

Man Versus Woman Equals Fun. Man Versus Man Equals Gay. Woman Versus Woman Equals Awesome. Man Versus Pillow Equals Crazy. Pillow Versus Pillow Equals Crazy Awesome - That's A Real Pillow Fight Right There. You See Two Pillows Fighting, You Know Something's Going Down. They're Designed For Relaxation. If They're Fighting, What Hope Do We Have? One Time I Saw Two Geese Fighting, And I Was Like, 'this Is A Pillow Fight Ahead Of Time.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.