I Think Hair Gel Was

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

For Example, I Was A White House Intern The Summer Before I Dropped Out Of Law School. Everybody Knew About It. I'd Come Home And Go To Church And Everybody Would Say, Oh, My God. Demetri, You're Working At The White House.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.