I Am Furious About Everything.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.