Life Is A Movie, And

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do