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A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."