I Always Wanted A Beautiful

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is Where I Think Everybody Goes Eventually. If They Die Without Christ.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.