I Always Wanted A Beautiful

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!