I Always Say I'd Rather

One Of The Great Things About Being Gay And Out Is That The Papers Couldn't Care Less About Your Love Life.

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.

Some People Think They're Depressed And They Go To The Doctor And Want Pills. And You Just Think: 'you Hate Where You Live, You've Lost Your Job, Your Boyfriend Has Dumped You, Could All This Be Why You're Depressed?'