Humor Starts Like A Wildfire,

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!