A Toast To The Weapons

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

Humor Is A Marvelous Communications Tool, As Reagan Has Demonstrated So Well. He Has Weathered Many A Storm That Others Might Not Have. With Reagan, People Just Say, 'there He Goes Again.' A Sense Of Humor Allows A President To Back Off A Little From The Tensions Of The Moment And Take A Calmer View Of Things.