I Should Warn You That

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.