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To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.