The World Now Has So

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.