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Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.