The True Test Of Humility

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.