Remember The Days When You

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Sports Like Baseball, Basketball, And Hockey Develop Muscles. That's Why Americans Have The Strongest Eyes In The World.

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.