Remember The Days When You

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.

Humor Is A Marvelous Communications Tool, As Reagan Has Demonstrated So Well. He Has Weathered Many A Storm That Others Might Not Have. With Reagan, People Just Say, 'there He Goes Again.' A Sense Of Humor Allows A President To Back Off A Little From The Tensions Of The Moment And Take A Calmer View Of Things.

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

These Detective Series On Tv Always End At Precisely The Right Moment-after The Criminal Is Arrested And Before The Court Turns Him Loose.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.