To Exercise Is Human; Not

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

All That Means Is That Something Devastating Can Happen To You Today Or To Your Family & All You Can Do Is Cry About It Or Panic Or Just Be Grief-stricken About It; But A Year Or Two From Now Or Maybe Ten Years From Now, Or Maybe Two Months Or Two Days, You Might Be Able To See The Humor In That Problem.

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.