Hey, I May Loathe Myself,

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.